everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We are two peas in an std pod
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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