I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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