what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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