i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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