You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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