If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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