This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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