Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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