ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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