ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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