We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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