Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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