The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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