ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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