Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
