I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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