When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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