That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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