doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
God I need to hump something, right now.
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