The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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