i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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