fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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