This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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