were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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