but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
