Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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