Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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