I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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