I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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