remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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