if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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