If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she looked like the before picture.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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