This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Holy shit dude........stairs
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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