Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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