pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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