I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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