nut hugger
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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