So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
40s are totally the cure
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Help. Why am I so naked?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
