you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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