Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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