these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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