Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
