I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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