Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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