one two three fourrrrnication!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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