I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just high enough for therapy.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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