There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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