Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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