As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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