I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
